Vote for the Most Handsome Iberian Winemaker
Jill at Domaine 547 suggested this ages ago, and I’ve only just recently been able to make polls work for me… luckily, pretty endures. So here is your chance to vote for the Most Handsome Iberian Winemaker.
Our panel of scientists here at the Wine Scamp laboratories have studied the laws of winemaker attraction for many years, and they have concurred that one requirement is that a given winemaker must both be symmetrical in physicality as well as make damn good wine. Real wine lovers are not induced to swoon by pretty, namby-pamby vintners of plonk. No! We must have ample talent to buttress a winemaker’s rugged good looks.
Wine Scamp political consultants have raised the question of whether polls like this are sexist. As a taster involuntarily locked in society’s patriarchal structure, I realize that this poll does not promote gender equality. Please be warned that the Wine Scamp Surgeon General has found that judging humans by their physical appearance (especially when trapped within the patriarchal hegemony) is bad for your revolutionary fibre, and should never be done. And ice cream is bad for you, too.
Disclaimers established, here are our contestants:
Telmo Rodriguez
Joao Portugal Ramos
Alvaro Palacios
If I’ve neglected to objectify your Iberian winemaking hearthrob, please clue us in with your comment. Otherwise, vote early and often!
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November 8th, 2007 at 4:26 am
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November 8th, 2007 at 3:11 pm
Can we do this every week?
November 8th, 2007 at 7:06 pm
I think that my vote should just be a big sigh…..
November 8th, 2007 at 11:41 pm
this is a tough one. I love this poll! I think, I’d secretly lust after Telmo but he looks like he’d never settle down, so I’d shift my thoughts toward Alvaro but it just wouldn’t work. Then I ‘d finally be ready to get serious about Joao
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November 10th, 2007 at 2:17 am
I thought this was a fun poll. It was a tough decision for me between Telmo and Joao! What finally made me decide against Telmo was his shoes, which don’t go with his outfit. I like a man who likes to dress well. I couldn’t see Joao’s shoes, but decided I’d take my chance on him.
Madame Monet
Writing, Painting, Music, and Wine
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November 10th, 2007 at 11:12 pm
Telmo, be still my heart!
November 15th, 2007 at 11:44 am
Come on, Telmo is so clearly the dreamiest of them all! But it’s a tie for first? People, get out and vote. Your opinion counts!
February 23rd, 2011 at 7:18 am
Telmo, no doubt.